Martial Arts Fail of the Week: “27 of the Deadliest Poison-Hand Techniques...
This is the jackpot, Potato Nation. It’s the most god-awful Martial Arts Fail we’ve ever seen. Before you keep reading, watch the video. Our words can’t do it justice. It epitomizes the unfortunate...
View ArticleMartial Arts Fail of the Week: The Mystic Art of Bo Fung Do
What, you haven’t heard of Bo Fung Do? Are you some kind of martial arts hobbyist or something? We only cater to hardcore fans at CagePotato, so here’s the rundown: Bo Fung Do is “a martial art system...
View ArticleMartial Arts Fail of the Week: Balinese White Magic Is the Best Base for MMA
Remember when we said nobody on Martial Arts Fail of the Week could possibly be worse than Ashida Kim? We might’ve been wrong. Enter Yellow Bamboo, a martial art based on “Balinese White Magic” which...
View ArticleMartial Arts Fail of the Week: Pagan Ninja Prostitute Teaches You How to Make...
We really wish we had more to say about this week’s Martial Arts Fail, PotatoNation (which, by the way, was submitted to us by one Rob Harris. Thanks, Rob!). But the video and the headline sort of...
View ArticleMartial Arts Fail of the Week: Systema Instructor Takes Out a Compliant Biker...
It’s been a while since we’ve had a Martial Arts Fail of the Week here on CagePotato. First we were busy crafting the 95 Theses of MMA. Now we’re busy with another magic, top secret project that...
View ArticleMartial Arts Fail of the Week: Defeat Attackers By Staring At Them and Stop...
Another weekend means another Martial Arts Fail of the Week! Today we have a Bullshido master who’s EVEN WORSE than the Finnish chi master who telepathically subdued his foes. His name is Masanori...
View ArticleMartial Arts Fail of the Week: A Kung Fu Instructor With a Chuck...
Another weekend, another Martial Arts Fail of the Week. Today we don’t have anything quite as scandalous as instructors telling you to shit yourself or claiming that defeating a wrestler is as easy as...
View ArticleMartial Arts Fail of the Week: “Slap Jitsu” Made Us Laugh Harder Than Any...
(We lost it at about 0:09) This might actually be the dumbest thing we’ve ever seen on our Martial Arts Fail of the Week segment. I know we say that a lot, but we’ve never actually laughed harder at a...
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